10 Things That Caught My Eye This Week

Welcome Franchiseans(I'm starting my own Religion!), this was a great week in the sports and entertainment world. So at the culmination of every week i'll do a recap by listing a few things that stood out. Feel free to comment, or suggest things to look for in the following week. Also, if you have a sporting event that you'd like me to give my slant on. I'd also like to thank all of you for following, if i had a million dollars, id give yall one. Lol.
So here goes, and in no particular order(i don't write this stuff down, im the Jay-Z of blogging).
1. I wish i was on stage at the VMA's when Kanye West grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift! I would've swiftly(pun intended) gave him a forearm "shiver"! What a damn idiot. Maybe it's just something about MTV that he doesn't like, or maybe he's just chemically unbalanced. I'm going with the latter. Also, his attempt at a mea culpa on the (awful) Jay Leno Show only made we worry about his mental state even more.
2. The NINERS WON!!!!!!!!! Anyone know where i can get cheap tix to Miami, around the first week of February?
3. Michael Jordan gave his Basketball Hall of Fame induction speech, and sounded sort of like me... At 15, when i was a dumb, conceited, selfish, and egotistical High Schooler with a lil talent. All the years i grew up idolizing his genius, i always wondered what area he lacked in. Found out the other day.
4. David Robinson, i salute you!
5. Jay-Z dropped the Blue Print 3, again showing why he's the best that ever did it! However if Tupac were still alive, he'd hold that title. 'D.O.A.': Track of the year!
6. If anyone knows Richard Williams personally, can you please advise him to whip Serena's ass! When do you get to the point of celebrity that you can talk to people like they don't exist? Serena and Kanye just cemented themselves on BET's next episode of Embarrasing Moments in Black History(Hope David Alan Grier hosts it again, he's a genius).
7. Add Shawne Merriman to the show too. Bad move #1: dating someone who's exisitence is solely based on a reality show. Bad move #2: Restraining her from leaving, that was your chance to get her outta your life!
8. Matt Barkley or Tate Forcier will win a Heisman before they leave USC and Michigan, respectively. True Freshman aren't supposed to be this good.
9. I hate to be a prisoner of the moment, and you all know i'm a Niner fan through and through, but Tom Brady is the best QuarterBack EVER!!!! He gets the nod over Joe(Montana), only because he was a 6th round pick(Joe a 3rd), and he's got 3 rings and still has about 6 years left in the tank.
10. Tough loss for my Golden Domers. Bad playcalling by Charlie Weiss down the stretch, you cant have two incomplete passes when you should be running down the clock. That being said, Notre Dame will end the season 10-2, Weiss won't be fired, Michael Floyd will win the Belitnikoff award(Nations Best Receiver), and next year they'll be preseason top 10.
Bonus Points(this is my blog, i make the rules):
11. SEC, Big 12, Pac 10, Big Ten, Mountain West. That's my story and im stickin too it. I hate the SEC, but gotta give it to them this year.
12. Is that Jay Cutler on top of the Sears Tower?!!!
13. Is that Brian Urlacher on the street yelling "jump!!!"?
14. Watch out USC, Uof Arizona is 2-0 baby! No, im not serious.
15. I thought you said "Crack is Whack", Whitney? Bobby Brown is a helluva drug!
16. My Episode of Lincoln Heights airs Sept. 28th, 8pm on the ABC Family Channel, peep me out and then call the network and demand that i return, or you'll go on TV and proclaim "ABC Family Hates Black People".
Goodnight Now!!!!